Chad Johnson’s 7 Best Lines From His ‘Bachelorette’ Elimination Episode
Aside from some final antics at the beginning of the next June 20 episode of JoJo Fletcher’s “journey,” we’re going to have to wait until August’s Bachelor in Paradise 3 to get more quotable and meme-able moments out of the “Chadelor.”
Luckily, he really went out with a bang in last night’s Episode 4, supplying us with some legendary lines we’ll be laughing at for years (or at least until the next Bachelor Nation villain comes along).
Read on for seven of our favorite bon mots from the luxury real estate agent — plus a bonus GIF for the ages.
Burning Evan’s Style
Evan: “Chad you owe me a new shirt and an apology.”
Chad: “OK, I’ll give you $20."
Making Food Metaphors
“If you had any interest in Evan, then what am I doing here? We’re just completely opposite ends of the spectrum … Imagine me trying to figure out what restaurant you wanted to eat at. Do you want ice cream or do you want steak?”
Questioning Derek Peth’s Skills
“Whatever guy like me stole your girlfriend..”
Giving Himself a Nickname
“It’s not a wise decision to poke the Chad Bear.”
Ignoring Alex’s Existence
“Feels like a 1-on-1 with me and JoJo where we basically have this needy little guy trailing behind us.”
Promoting Calcium Intake
Chad: “Get over it, dude. Have a glass of milk, man.”
Alex: “I don’t like milk.”
Chad: “You should, it’s delicious."
Talking Beautiful Nonsense
Alex: “Hay’s in the barn, dude.”
Chad: “Pigs are in the castle.”
BONUS: Inciting Pure Terror
The Bachelorette airs Mondays at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.
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