Chad Johnson’s Pre-‘Bachelorette’ Dating Profile Revealed (PHOTOS)
Hey, even alleged “douchebags” need love, right?
It’s all thanks to a viewer who sent Reality Steve Chad’s old Match.com profile last week, which he reportedly kept active until the moment he left for JoJo’s season.
First, we gotta say, thank goodness it’s not a Tinder profile, because boy does this profile have a bunch of glorious details about the luxury real estate agent for us to sink our teeth into.
For instance, he kicks off his bio by stating he was honorably discharged from the Marines, which he has failed to note on-camera this season (unless it was edited out). Call us curious for more intel on that!
Another interesting tidbit we found out from this is how “spiritual” the Oklahoma native considers himself to be. In fact, it sounds like he might have created his own version of a religion, writing, “[I] have found my own set of beliefs based on years or[sic] studying on the side and putting the pieces together.” Say what?!
His career ambitions are as large as those around his faith, as he wants to be “completely financially set by age 30” — just a few years from now, and live out his days on the beach in Florida. Sounds a little boring to us.
The 27-year-old’s cocky on-screen persona seems to ring true to real life, as his description of the woman he’s interested in is as follows: “Unfortunately I do only date fit, beautiful women so if that isn’t you we can be friends (if you are crazy awesome or something) but there won’t be any dating.” Ugh.
That, of course, is just the tip of the iceberg with this thing. Read on for some of our other favorite tidbits from the profile but we recommend you read the whole thing if you get a chance, as it’s too good to miss.
“I don’t believe in college, I am self taught in all aspects of things I personally chose to be important to know for the life that I want to achieve.” — on his self-education
“Great money now, insane money later. Hard work while hardly working.” — on his vague occupation of “trading knowledge for cash.”
“I have awesome genes and I wouldn’t trade my life, body or genes for anyone elses[sic].” — on his Irish and Cherokee Indian descent.
“I had almost met the requirements for my associates with plans of plastic surgery. But then I realized I am not a 9-5 guy.” — on his initial dream of being a plastic surgeon. (Side note: What doctor has a 9-5 schedule!?)
“I immediately bond with animals of all kind, and I literally will not kill an ant.” — on his soft spot for animals.
The Bachelorette airs Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.
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