The Oscars 2016 Swag Bag Is Worth $200,00 and Insane
But something else from the awards show may steal the spotlight: the absolutely bonkers gift bag, which is worth a whopping $200,000.
While the show has already decided vape pens are banned from the ceremony, they’re encouraging swag bag recipients to puff to their heart’s content afterwards.
Acting and directing nominees will score a Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer, which is worth $250. So win or lose, Leonardo DiCaprio — you’ll still be going home happy.
If the Best Actor nominee, 41, does take home the gold, he’ll be able to celebrate his long-awaited win with a $54,000 walking tour of Japan. A 10-day stay in Israel is also an option, if he’s into luxe trips like that.
There are also lesser vacations up for grabs like, you know, a three-day spa in California, a sea-side hotel in Sorrento, Italy, and a lakefront palace in Lake Como, Italy.
While on one of his five vacations, Leo — or any other nominee — can amble around in a Silvercar “fully-loaded Audi A4 rental,” which is casually worth $45,000 for a year.
And no celebrity gift set would be complete without a buzzy sex toy, so everyone from Jennifer Lawrence, 25, to Charlotte Rampling, 70, will get to play around with the Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her.
The wearable gadget comes in at $250 and stimulates in some very graphic ways.
So basically, the Academy has put together the perfect sex vacation (or five) for its nominees. Congrats, you guys!