The Most Memorable Quotes From The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7
There were lots of memorable moments in Season 7 of Real Housewives of Orange County, many of which can be encapsulated in just one line. Tamra and Heather battled it out for the best one-liners, while emotional moments brought out the quotables in others. Check out the words we’ll still be quoting in Season 8.
“One of the most successful plastic surgeons said you’re a fake, and if he doesn’t know who fake is, who does?” Tamra talks about Alexis in Season 7, Episode 16.
“We’re going on a picnic, and I’m gonna bring my anus.” Vicki plays games in Season 7, Episode 16.
“Costa Rica is in Mexico, so it’s south.” Alexis practices geography in Season 7, Episode 15.
“My husband’s been having an affair for 20 years.” Vicki drops a bomb about Donn in the Season 7 Reunion, Part 2.
“You are psychotic, Jesus Jugs.” Tamra invents a new insult for Alexis in the Season 7 Reunion, Part 1.
“Four kids. He has no car, no job, no house. Who the f**k is this guy?” Briana doesn’t trust Brooks in Season 7, Episode 20.
“I’m sorry, but that girl Sarah broke the bow off my cake and ate it.” Heather learns Sarah Winchester ate her cake in Season 7, Episode 19.
“You’re not a mother. You have no idea what it’s like!” Vicki screams at Gretchen in Season 7, Episode 5.
“I’m doubled over, I can’t breathe, I’m like serious pain medication. I enter the hospital for five days. I have a blood clot, they can’t figure out how to get it… the Coumadin’s not working. I’m on Demerol; I’m on morphine. And that’s what this celebration today is about.” Alexis scares the crowd at her 4-year-olds’ birthday party Season 7, Episode 14.
“You know what’s going to be sad is one day when one of us dies.” Vicki bums out the ladies in Season 7, Episode 17.
“Except she’s a tiny, very angry little Shamu. To avenging my mother’s dishonor.” Kara, Jeana’s daughter, toasts to Tamra in Season 7, Episode 19.
“I love your son as if he was my own… [Ryan’s] the bomb dot com.” Brooks likes Vicki and Tamra’s sons in Season 7, Episode 13.
“Alexis is very…” “Phony.” Terry finishes Heather’s sentence in Season 7, Episode 12.
“How was Afghanistan? Good?” Vicki asks Ryan about being a Marine in Season 7, Episode 12.
"Hey, don't get mad at me because she looks like Miss Piggy; it's not my fault." Slade tries to make a joke about Vicki in Season 7, Episode 4.
“At the end of the day, we all care about what’s going on with each other because we’re a f**ked up dysfunctional family.” Gretchen sums it all up in Season 7, Episode 20.
“Who do you think you are?” Sarah asks.
“I’m me,” Vicki responds.
“You’re me?” asks Sarah in Season 7, Episode 9.
“Where did she park her spaceship?” Terry wonders about Sarah’s travel plans in Season 7, Episode 9.
“I feel like I’m driving into heaven.” Vicki scares Briana before she goes into surgery in Season 7, Episode 6.
“Oh, my.” Heather doesn’t like sex talk in Season 7, Episode 3.